Jokes About New YearsTop Ten New Year Resolutions |
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2. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail. 3. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!" 4. I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number. 5. I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose). 6. I will think of a password for my computer other than "password." 7. I will try to figure out why I "really" need 11 e-mail addresses. 8. I will go into McDonald's and order a McSpreader 9. I will go into McDonald's and order a McSlurry 10. I will find out why the correspondence course on "Mail Fraud" that I purchased never showed up. |
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